Coach Long: I get to sit on the good couch? You must really be desperate.
Bill: [chuckles] You hungry? Thirsty? Can I pour you a scotch?
Coach Long: It's 4:00 in the afternoon, Bill.
Granddaddy Clisby: Boy, boy, you're a sight for sore eyes.
Coach Long: Uh, I see being all cooped up in here hasn't, uh, affected you guys at all.
Granddaddy Clisby: So, what'd I miss at the barbershop, huh? Did Hal patch up with Ida?
Coach Long: Oh, you ain't gonna believe this.
Granddaddy Clisby: Okay.