Adult Dean: By day four, we had all fallen into a routine.
Bill: I was reading that.
Granddaddy Clisby: I know.
Adult Dean: But Dad and Granddad were still getting on each other's nerves, which meant there was zero bonding going on.
Bill: And stop scratching, Dad. Just use the cream Lillian brought.
Granddaddy Clisby: I ain't studdin' them quacks down there at the pharmacy. Goose grease works just fine.
Bill: The only thing that goose grease is doing is making my house smell like a barnyard.
Granddaddy Clisby: Listen, if you don't want me here, I'll be happy to leave. In fact, I'm tired of you always trying to tell me what to do, trying to domesticate me. [doorbell rings]
Dean: How many goose guys ya got?