Adult Dean: Dang! But thankfully there was someplace where I was the man. People talk about the dog-eat-dog world of school sports, but let me tell you, the band room is survival of the fittest, just like on the African savanna. Everyone is gun for the alpha male, the top dog... the first chair.
[footage of a lion roaring and birds fleeing]
Adult Dean: But no one would dare challenge me. That was, until today.
Mr. Mason: What is it, Craig?
Craig: Um, I'd like to challenge Dean for first chair.
Adult Dean: Oh, this white boy can't be serious.
Mr. Mason: Sure, Craig, that is your right as second chair. But, of course, we need to offer Dean one week to prepare for the challenge. Dean?
Craig: Oh, no, I don't need it. I'm ready now. Unless, of course, Craig needs the time.
[cut to Craig playing saxophone:]
Adult Dean: Craig did not need more time.