Quote from Granddaddy Clisby in Goose Grease
Dean: Want to know what'd be a good idea? If the three of us play cards together. You could even teach me poker. Granddaddy Clisby: You don't know how to play poker? Well, you ought to know by now. [stammers] How old are you? 7? Dean: I'm 12. Bill: You're not gonna teach my son how to gamble. Besides, he doesn't have any money. Granddaddy Clisby: Yeah, he does. Dean: Yeah, I do. Bill: You know what? If it'll help us pass the time, let's do it. Just don't tell your mother.