Dwight K. Schrute Quote #911
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Doomsday
Jim: Wait, so you installed a doomsday device?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, it's an accountability booster.
Jim: Which when it goes off it destroys everything. Very similar to a doomsday device.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, you're trying to make me sound like some kind of evil maniac. No, the point is that we are now working in an environment where we have accountability to each other. I am confident that you guys are equal to the task.
The Office Quotes
‘Doomsday’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Last night I dreamed that the number two was the most valued number in the world. The vice president had all the power. Athletes fought for silver medals. Women were considered the best gender. And stadiums of fans shouted "We're number two!' As with all my dreams, I'm guessing it was about my fear of immigrants.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Where you going?
Dwight K. Schrute: In. I'm hungry.
Pam: Uh, could we come in too? Just for some water.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. Take off your shoes. Except you Kevin, they stay on.
Pam: Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.
Dwight K. Schrute: This is the new addition, built by Erasmus Schrute in 1808. It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.
Quote from Stanley
Andy: You know what, fine! I try to start fun traditions for you guys, but if you don't want to sing, no traditions!
Stanley: [singing] Closing time, every new beginning...
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I've never heard that song before. And once I heard it, I did not care for it. But that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.