Michael Scott Quote #2131
Quote from Michael Scott in Todd Packer
Oscar: Michael, how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one.
Todd: Okay. You want an apology? Here it goes. Kevin, I am so sorry. You are skinny and you are a genius.
Michael Scott: Okay, that- That was maybe too much. Packer is a survivor of divorce, Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. Angela loves pussy cats, and Packer loves-
Angela: No! Don't!
Michael Scott: I was going to say dogs! Okay, you know what, this is over. Apology has been issued. And we're through with it. Packer will be here until the day he dies, just like the rest of us.
The Office Quotes
‘Todd Packer’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number was one! [laughs cautiously] Right?
Quote from Holly
Holly: I'm sorry about your friend.
Michael Scott: Nah, he's an ass.
Holly: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Michael Scott: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Holly: What are you wicked smart?
Michael Scott: No you are.
Holly: Who are?
Michael Scott: [kisses her, speaks normally] You are.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Alright, okay. Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets, we give him a number to call for the tickets, and it's his own number.
Dwight K. Schrute: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He... It's a crime fighting beaver.