Dwight K. Schrute Quote #663
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Banker
Eric: So, um, the manager, Michael Scott is a bit of a character.
Dwight K. Schrute: He has more character in a single flake of his dandruff then you have in that entire snow bank on your shoulder. Wait, what was the question?
Toby: What are, are you doing at my desk?
Dwight K. Schrute: Ignore him. He's the local lunatic.
Toby: Come on, Dwight. Get out of here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Dwight? Who is this Dwight? Oh! You mean Dwight Schrute, the company's top salesman and the creator of Computron. I wear many hats but the one I'm currently wearing is that of gracious host.
The Office Quotes
‘The Banker’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And I'm pretty nervous about it. And I'm making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way, when you look in the mirror and you see your push-up bra and your fake eyelashes and your make-up and your press-on nails, the principles that I am applying to the office are the same ones that have made Lady Gaga a star or any number of drag queens.
Quote from Pam
Pam: It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee. So, that's where we are.
Quote from Michael Scott
Eric: Hi -
Dwight K. Schrute: [robotic voice over the PA system] Hello, Eric Ward. Welcome to Dunder Mifflin. I am Computron, your answer to everything.
Eric: Hello.
Michael Scott: [entering on a Segway] I see you've met Computron, our virtual helper. I'm Michael Scott. Welcome. Welcome. Computron is just one of the many modern devices that I have incorporated into the office. Watch this. Computron?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Michael Scott: What is the world's largest ocean?
Dwight K. Schrute: Calculating. Calculating. Pacific!
Michael Scott: Pacific Ocean. Pretty cool, huh?
Andy: Great news, Michael. We're now the official paper supplier of the NFL.
Michael Scott: That is fantastic. It's good, but it's not good enough. Keep working. And here's Pam. She's our international sales consultant.
Pam: Hello.
Dwight K. Schrute: The NFL celebrated its 50th anniversary in 1972.
Pam: Hola. Bonjour. Ni Hao.