Michael Scott: Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And I'm pretty nervous about it. And I'm making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way, when you look in the mirror and you see your push-up bra and your fake eyelashes and your make-up and your press-on nails, the principles that I am applying to the office are the same ones that have made Lady Gaga a star or any number of drag queens.