Michael Scott Quote #1458

Quote from Michael Scott in Two Weeks

Charles: What are you doing?
Michael Scott: I think maybe Hank should be here.
Charles: Hank? No, I don't need Hank, Michael.
Michael Scott: You're gonna mess with me? I'll tell you something, Charles. I don't even care because I've got nothing to lose. Oh, my God. Oh God! No! No! All right. It's not worth it.

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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Pam: Well, fine. Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?
Dwight K. Schrute: Deutsch. Let me see here. It is either an incense dispenser or a ceremonial sarcophagus.
Pam: Huh.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.

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Dwight K. Schrute: You want me to translate the German instructions for you?
Pam: No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.
Dwight K. Schrute: Pfft. Typical American arrogance that got us involved in a war we never should have been in.
Pam: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: World War II.

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Jim: Have you called headhunters?
Michael Scott: Any good headhunter knows that I am available.
Dwight K. Schrute: Any really good headhunter will storm your village with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a knife.
Jim: Right, 'cause that's what we're talking about.