Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Two Weeks
Pam: Well, fine. Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do? Dwight K. Schrute: Deutsch. Let me see here. It is either an incense dispenser or a ceremonial sarcophagus. Pam: Huh. [aside to camera:] Dwight K. Schrute: My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.