Dwight K. Schrute Quote #517
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in New Boss
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, here's one. A string quartet playing "classy-cal" music. [Jim grimaces, Michael follows]
Michael Scott: You know, that's good, but it's not classy. I- I need something classy, like the opening of a car dealership.
Jim: That's it. Or Mr. Peanut.
Dwight K. Schrute: Mr. Peanut is not classy.
Dwight K. Schrute: He is a regular peanut. He just happens to have a cane, a monocle, and a top hat.
Michael Scott: That's what makes him classy.
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Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
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