Darryl Quote #42

Quote from Darryl in Stress Relief

Darryl: Mike claims we're all a family, isn't that right?
Michael: We are, we are a family.
Darryl: Okay, so um, what's his name? All the way in the back there.
Michael Scott: Oh very funny.
Darryl: What's his name?
Michael Scott: Uh... Ha ha! I'm thinking Roy?
Darryl: Roy left years ago. What's his name?
Michael Scott: I don't believe I have had the pleasure.
Warehouse Michael: Michael, I gave you a ride home last week, we spent an hour in traffic...
Darryl: What's his name?
Michael Scott: Jefferson.
Darryl: Nope. His name is Michael.

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 ‘Stress Relief’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, come on. It's not real, Stanley. Don't have a heart attack.
Michael Scott: No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black, Stanley!

Quote from Michael Scott

CPR Trainer: All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute .
Michael Scott: Okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Jim: How's that gonna help you?
Michael Scott: Well, I will divide and then count to it.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: It's very unusual for Michael not to show up to work. My guess? He's either deeply depressed, or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them and staring up at them. And I always say, "Michael, take two steps back, and stare at the icicle from the side." And he's like, "No, I like the way they look from standing directly underneath them."