Michael Scott Quote #1226
Quote from Michael Scott in Crime Aid
Holly: Can I talk to you for a second?
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Holly: That wasn't us, right? You remembered to lock the doors?
Michael Scott: No, did you?
Holly: Michael, I think this is our fault.
Michael Scott: Oh, no. No, my god! My god.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: So much for sex without consequences.
The Office Quotes
‘Crime Aid’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction. Where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it Crime Aid. It's like Farm Aid. But instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.
Quote from Creed
Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.