Michael Scott Quote #800
Quote from Michael Scott in Beach Games
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, where does it hurt?
Michael Scott: Just- All over. I don't want to do anything. I'm dying.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, that's not how it works. You have to point to a specific part of the body.
Michael Scott: Right there.
Dwight K. Schrute: Abdomen. Menses.
Michael Scott: Maybe.
Dwight K. Schrute: "The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it."
Michael Scott: Not it, I don't have eggs.
Dwight K. Schrute: So when did this start?
Michael Scott: About 10 minutes ago. I don't-
Dwight K. Schrute: When I came in with the paperwork?
The Office Quotes
‘Beach Games’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?
Michael Scott: Word. Here we go. Let's see it.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.