Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, where does it hurt?
Michael Scott: Just- All over. I don't want to do anything. I'm dying.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, that's not how it works. You have to point to a specific part of the body.
Michael Scott: Right there.
Dwight K. Schrute: Abdomen. Menses.
Michael Scott: Maybe.
Dwight K. Schrute: "The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it."
Michael Scott: Not it, I don't have eggs.
Dwight K. Schrute: So when did this start?
Michael Scott: About 10 minutes ago. I don't-
Dwight K. Schrute: When I came in with the paperwork?