Jim Quote #162
Quote from Jim in The Negotiation
Michael Scott: Okay, let's try another one.
Jim: Okay.
Michael Scott: Walking out of the room unexpectedly.
Jim: And what happens in this one?
Michael Scott: That's a surprise.
Jim: Okay.
Michael Scott: Go ahead, ask me for a raise.
Jim: Can I have a raise?
Michael Scott: [gets up, walks out]
Jim: Sex. Steve Martin. Teri Hatcher.
Michael Scott: What?
Jim: What?
Michael Scott: Well, what did you say?
Jim: I didn't say anything. I was waiting to see what would happen.
Michael Scott: No, it's- It sounded interesting, what you were gonna-
The Office Quotes
‘The Negotiation’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A boss' salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
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Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.