Dwight K. Schrute Quote #279
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Cocktails
Michael Scott: David, how much did this house cost?
Dwight K. Schrute: These old Colonials are great when they're sound. I'd love to take a look around.
Rachel: I'll show you around, sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: Cool. Let's start with the banisters.
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Quote from Jan
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Quote from Michael Scott
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