Michael Scott Quote #661
Quote from Michael Scott in Ben Franklin
Michael Scott: What's up, spinsters?
Angela: Nothing. You know, this is a luncheon shower. Girls only.
Michael Scott: No problem. The guys are having a little shindig of their own in the warehouse from 2:30 to 3:15. It is the only time that Bob was available. Sort of a guys' night out. A G.N.O. If you will. A gno. Actually, it's more of a guys' afternoon in. A G.A.I. A gay. Not- Not- It's not gay. It's just a- It's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour-long shower with guys.
The Office Quotes
‘Ben Franklin’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Hello, everyone. As you know, we are six days away from Phyllis' wedding. So get your suits to the dry cleaners and get your hair did. And Karen, you might wanna invest in a dress or a skirt of some kind if you don't already have one. This may be Phyllis' only wedding ever. It's my job to insure that none of you look like ragamuffins. So I am instituting prima nocta.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Prima nocta, I believe, from the movie Braveheart and confirmed on Wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...
[later:]
Michael Scott: I'm sorry, I had a very different understanding as to what prima nocta meant.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yesterday, I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork and I gave myself the nastiest shock. And when I came to, I had an "epiphery". Life is precious. And if I die, I want my son to know the dealio. The dealio of life.