Michael Scott Quote #570
Quote from Michael Scott in The Merger
Michael Scott: Welcome, welcome, welcome! Take me to your leader. Oh, wait, I am your leader.
Karen: Wait, are you a robot or a Martian?
Michael Scott: Mmm. Ah. I am actually your boss, Michael Scott. Welcome. Wow, you are very exotic-looking. Was your dad a GI, or...
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