Jim Quote #54
Quote from Jim in Email Surveillance
Jim: Well, the group tour is now leaving then. Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we're going to be pointing out to you today. You will be able to see both bedrooms and if we're lucky, maybe you get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows? I have to remind you also that flash photography is prohibited and, as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.
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