Michael Scott Quote #61
Quote from Michael Scott in The Alliance
Michael Scott: These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing '80s party last year. Off the hook! So I was thinking, if you haven't already got a cake maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. They're very good. Very delicious.
Angela: Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...
Michael Scott: She's not the only one that's gonna be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It's not- It's not just about her, so...
Pam: It is her birthday.
Michael Scott: Mint chocolate chip! Would be good. How about some mint chocolate chip?
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Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job, but, bleugh, I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired." You're foir-ed. "Uh, you're foir-ed." He just makes people sad, and an office can't function that way. No way. "You're foir-ed." I think if I had a catchphrase, it would be, "You're hired and you can work here as long as you want." But that's unrealistic, so...
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Why don't you have some of this cake?
Meredith: Uh, I can't.
Michael Scott: Come on. A little bit.
Meredith: I can't eat dairy.
Michael Scott: Oh, right. Too bad. It's so good.
Meredith: It makes me sick.
Michael Scott: You know, if I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'cause this is way, way too good.