Quote from Michael Scott in The Alliance
Michael Scott: Why don't you have some of this cake? Meredith: Uh, I can't. Michael Scott: Come on. A little bit. Meredith: I can't eat dairy. Michael Scott: Oh, right. Too bad. It's so good. Meredith: It makes me sick. Michael Scott: You know, if I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'cause this is way, way too good.