Clark Quote #16
Quote from Clark in Junior Salesman
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, here's one. A customer who ordered enough paper to qualify for a volume discount now wants to return half the stock. You can't rebate the sales price or credit for future purchases because you brokered the deal for a third party.
Clark: That's just a classic no-win situation.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you.
Clark: So I'd Kobayashi Maru it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Damn it! Perfect answer, again.
Clark: Yep.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, think, Dwight, think. You have a ream of 16-bond...
Clark: You know what, Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: And anoth—
Clark: This interview's over, and I get the job. I just Kobayashi Maru'd the whole process.
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Clark: Yeah. Star Trek rules.
The Office Quotes
‘Junior Salesman’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: When I was young, I spent several years at a private school where I was told I would be taught to harness my mutant abilities. Turned out it was a conman copying Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters from the X-Men comic books. Took me years to figure out that it was a con. Some people never figured it out.
Quote from Clark
Clark: This sucks, you know? You put in 12 grueling weeks at a company, and what do they do? They make you compete for a promotion, like an animal. You know, I thought this was an office, not the Thunderdome.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: What quality would make you a good sales associate?
Mose: People person.
Dwight K. Schrute: It says here on your resume that you spent the last 15 years as a sales rep for Dow Chemical.
Mose: That's right.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know we live together, right?
Mose: Yes.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I've never seen you go to work, ever.
Mose: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: So why is this on your resume? [Mose gets up and runs out]