Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1145
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dwight Christmas
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, where are you going?
Jim: I have to go to Philly. But this was amazing. Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: But you work tomorrow.
Jim: Yeah, I know, I'd just like to settle in and get a good night's sleep.
Dwight K. Schrute: But we were gonna break the pig rib.
Jim: Ooh.
Dwight K. Schrute: Remember?
Jim: That's right.
Dwight K. Schrute: No matter! Belsnickel cares not about this- Off with you!
Jim: Perfect. Merry Christmas, everybody.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to know your present?
Jim: You know what? Yeah. Have at it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim Halpert. Cheer or fear? Belsnickel is here! [Jim holds his hands like a bowl] I judge your year as impish. [hits Jim with stick]
Jim: Oh! Are you nuts?
Dwight K. Schrute: [hits Jim thrice more] I judge you impish!
Jim: Ow! Ow! Okay, that is three, and you didn't hit anybody that hard.
Dwight K. Schrute: They're not abandoning the party.
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‘Dwight Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: In a head-to-head contest, people prefer Belsnickel over Santa every time. There aren't as many songs about him, but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties. My brother and I wrote one once. It was about a fickle pickle salesman who would tickle you for a nickel.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Or, who was it that suggested the authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? I think it was someone really popular.
Phyllis: We already said no.
Angela: No, no, no.
Nellie: Too weird.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: This is me and my family celebrating Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas in 1982 on the farm. There's me and my brother Jeb breaking the ceremonial pig rib. He doesn't come back for Christmas anymore. The sepia tint is from an app on my phone. This is the same photo, matrix style.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: [plays a trumpet] And Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas has officially begun.
Meredith: Ugh. What is this stuff, lava?
Dwight K. Schrute: That is gluhwein, otherwise known as glow-wine, also used to sterilize medical instruments. And, interesting factoid, this is the very spoon that guided my soft skull through the birth canal when I was born. Enjoy.