Pam: The building's custodian is on vacation for the month and Dwight is too cheap to hire a replacement. So, instead, we're living in filth. But, not for long. Because I have created the chore wheel.
[later:]
Kevin: Oh, yeah! Can I spin first?
Pam: Well, it doesn't spin. We'll just move the wheel one notch each morning and... you see what chore you get that day.
Kevin: A wheel is supposed to spin.
Erin: Yeah, you know, like guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh... guh.
Pam: No, I'm familiar with spinning. It's just that wouldn't work with a chore wheel because people might get the same chore-
Andy: Bugh, boring. All she talks about is chores.
Creed: A wheel wants to spin, Pam.
Jim: Spinning would be more fun.
Pam: ‘kay.
Kevin: Okay, that's what I'm talking about! Big money, big money! Mug duty?
Pam: Yes, you clean all the mugs in the sink.
Kevin: This sucks.
Erin: Yeah, seriously, it's like everything on there is work.
Pam: I don't think you guys understand why we're doing this. It's-
Kevin: Yeah, I don't think that you understand wheels.