Kevin Quote #182
Quote from Kevin in Goodbye, Michael
Pam: So I'm going to Carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder.
Kevin: Finally. That old shredder sucked.
Pam: It's a good shredder. It just keeps breaking.
Kevin: Yeah, and it won't shred magazines.
Pam: It's not supposed to shred magazines, Kevin.
Kevin: I know.
Jim: Did you break the shredder, Kevin?
Kevin: No. It's just that old shredder sucks. Just get one that'll shred magazines.
Pam: I don't think any of them are supposed to shred magazines.
The Office Quotes
‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [addressing Creed, Gabe and Meredith] Whether you're scared of dying or dying alone or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be. It's going to be okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.