Michael Scott Quote #1981
Quote from Michael Scott in Sex Ed
Michael Scott: Carole, how are you?
Carole: I'm great! How are you?
Michael Scott: I'm great! I saw your-your sign outside. And I decided, I'm going to pull in, and maybe buy a house from her.
Carole: You didn't call my office and ask them where I was?
Michael Scott: No.
Carole: Because the receptionist told me that a man called, but he would only say that he was my ex-lover.
Michael Scott: Weird.
Carole: Yeah.
Michael Scott: He sounds like a nice guy.
The Office Quotes
‘Sex Ed’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Now, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease, inform them of it, and take overwhelming revenge on that person. Again, I'm no doctor. I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: We should schedule meetings, 'cause the days can slip away with chit-chat. Are you crying?
Andy: No, I'm just sweating.
Darryl: I don't know what's got you upset but my advice is stop crying.
Andy: I'm not crying, I'm just sweating.
Darryl: Look, you need to pick yourself up. Man up, alright? You will win this in the end. It's all about heart, and character. Be your best self.
Andy: Okay.
Darryl: Yeah.
[aside to camera:]
Darryl: I have no idea what his problem is. That's just my standard advice. It's good advice, right?
Quote from Michael Scott
Holly: [on the phone] Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
Michael Scott: He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see, or speak. This is how he led a nation.