Michael Scott Quote #1981

Quote from Michael Scott in Sex Ed

Michael Scott: Carole, how are you?
Carole: I'm great! How are you?
Michael Scott: I'm great! I saw your-your sign outside. And I decided, I'm going to pull in, and maybe buy a house from her.
Carole: You didn't call my office and ask them where I was?
Michael Scott: No.
Carole: Because the receptionist told me that a man called, but he would only say that he was my ex-lover.
Michael Scott: Weird.
Carole: Yeah.
Michael Scott: He sounds like a nice guy.

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 ‘Sex Ed’ Quotes

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Now, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease, inform them of it, and take overwhelming revenge on that person. Again, I'm no doctor. I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.

Quote from Michael Scott

Holly: [on the phone] Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
Michael Scott: He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see, or speak. This is how he led a nation.

Quote from Pam

Michael Scott: Look, [sighs] It's a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.
Phyllis: That's no pimple, Michael.
Michael Scott: You mean cancer?
Pam: What? No! Wait, no. Definitely not cancer.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: It's just good to stop a Michael train of thought early before it derails and destroys the entire town.