Michael Scott Quote #1973
Quote from Michael Scott in Sex Ed
Michael Scott: How did this happen, how did I get this?
Dwight K. Schrute: Sometimes it can lie dormant in a woman for years. They may not even know they have it.
Michael Scott: You know what, I feel like one of those old-timey sailors. With the eye patch. [in pirate voice] It's me own damn fault. Girl in every port.
Dwight K. Schrute: What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por...
Michael Scott: Don't even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her.
The Office Quotes
‘Sex Ed’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Now, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease, inform them of it, and take overwhelming revenge on that person. Again, I'm no doctor. I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: We should schedule meetings, 'cause the days can slip away with chit-chat. Are you crying?
Andy: No, I'm just sweating.
Darryl: I don't know what's got you upset but my advice is stop crying.
Andy: I'm not crying, I'm just sweating.
Darryl: Look, you need to pick yourself up. Man up, alright? You will win this in the end. It's all about heart, and character. Be your best self.
Andy: Okay.
Darryl: Yeah.
[aside to camera:]
Darryl: I have no idea what his problem is. That's just my standard advice. It's good advice, right?
Quote from Michael Scott
Holly: [on the phone] Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.
Michael Scott: He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see, or speak. This is how he led a nation.