Dwight K. Schrute Quote #700

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Happy Hour

Angela: And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper, which I do not have the decency to repeat, but trust me when I tell you that-
Dwight K. Schrute: Hold that thought. Well, well, well. If it isn't Isabel.
Isabel: Mm-hmm.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Isabel: A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ooh, I love repartee.
Isabel: Do you?
Dwight K. Schrute: Usually means there's a battle scene coming.

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