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The Office: Happy Hour

621. Happy Hour

Aired March 25, 2010

Oscar wants to get close to Matt from the warehouse, so he decides it's time for all the Dunder Mifflin employees to celebrate happy hour at a bar.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.


Quote from Darryl

Oscar: You know what we haven't done in a while? Happy hour. Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.
Darryl: Has that ever happened? Ever?
Oscar: Didn't we? I think we did.
Darryl: You want me to invite Matt?
Oscar: Yeah, the whole gang, Matt included.
Darryl: Look, just be straight with me, man. You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: [removing tie] Well, apparently, Michael Scott is on a date. And that, that my friend, changes everything. [puts on Kangol hat]

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Angela versus Isabel. Height, advantage Isabel. Birthing hips, advantage Isabel. Remaining child-bearing years, advantage Isabel. Legal obligation, advantage Angela.

Quote from Darryl

Darryl: Tell 'em your story, Hide.
Hide: In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Isabel: You are amazing at this. How did you get so good?
Dwight K. Schrute: Whacking moles. Hit 'em on the head. Whack. Say it with me.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Isabel: What are you talking about?
Dwight K. Schrute: What are you-
Angela: Dwight recently entered into a contract with me, establishing intent to conceive and raise a child with me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Angela...
Angela: Did he not tell you that?
Dwight K. Schrute: You're really putting me in an awkward position here.
Angela: Do you plan on raising a child with me? Or do you plan on breaking this contract?
Dwight K. Schrute: Angela, not here!
Angela: Dwight?
Isabel: Whack! [Isabel smacks Angela on forehead]
Angela: You will see me in small claims court!
Dwight K. Schrute: [to Isabel] You are an impressive specimen.

Quote from Oscar

Oscar: Essentially, what we have here is one of those stories where a mother lifts a car to save her baby.

Quote from Phyllis

Phyllis: Yeah, I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low-cut, get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats 'em up. What?

Quote from Jim

Jim: I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing. She gets me out of everything. And I- And I love her. I also love her, very much.

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