Dwight K. Schrute Quote #630
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Double Date
Dwight K. Schrute: Good morning everybody. Who would like an authentic New York bagel? Hmmm? Stanley?
Stanley: Thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you.
Andy: Wow. H & H. You went all the way to New York City to get us bagels?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, why? Is there a place closer that sells them?
Phyllis: This is really nice Dwight, thanks.
Andy: Thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, don't mention it. You owe me one. You all owe me one.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?