Michael Scott Quote #1499
Quote from Michael Scott in Heavy Competition
Dwight K. Schrute: And say hello to Cheri, who is your black wife. [hangs up and answers cell phone] I see you're begging for mercy, huh? Well, you will find none here.
Michael Scott: Dwight, do you mind if we talk?
Dwight K. Schrute: Sure. That'd be fine.
Michael Scott: If you keep coming after us, the Michael Scott Paper Company cannot succeed.
Dwight K. Schrute: This is war and that is what happens.
Michael Scott: Oh, one more thing. I'm going to have you listen while I steal your biggest client.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, no. No. No. No. No.
Michael Scott: Oh, uh oh, I'm turning you down right now.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael! Michael!
Michael Scott: You can hear me, but I can't hear you.
Secretary: Mr. Schofield's ready to see you now, Mr. Scott.
Michael Scott: Oh, great. Mr. Schofield's ready to see me. Thank you so much.
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't let him in! He's a traitor! Michael!
Michael Scott: Walking in the door...
Mr. Schofield: Michael, good to see you.
Michael Scott: Mr. Schofield, good to see you. And I'm closing the door.
The Office Quotes
‘Heavy Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I wanted to start a company, not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve? Apart from abolishing slavery? In that case, war was the right choice. This doesn't feel as important though. That's just how the world works, I guess.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just a lot going on, so what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in that chaos, I soared.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: What is that thing that Dwight always says? Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow?
Dwight K. Schrute: [in his car] It's not the soil! It's the manure! Paper is the manure! On-time delivery is the soil! Aah!