Quote from Michael Scott in Heavy Competition
Dwight K. Schrute: And say hello to Cheri, who is your black wife. [hangs up and answers cell phone] I see you're begging for mercy, huh? Well, you will find none here. Michael Scott: Dwight, do you mind if we talk? Dwight K. Schrute: Sure. That'd be fine. Michael Scott: If you keep coming after us, the Michael Scott Paper Company cannot succeed. Dwight K. Schrute: This is war and that is what happens. Michael Scott: Oh, one more thing. I'm going to have you listen while I steal your biggest client. Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, no. No. No. No. No. Michael Scott: Oh, uh oh, I'm turning you down right now. Dwight K. Schrute: Michael! Michael! Michael Scott: You can hear me, but I can't hear you. Secretary: Mr. Schofield's ready to see you now, Mr. Scott. Michael Scott: Oh, great. Mr. Schofield's ready to see me. Thank you so much. Dwight K. Schrute: Don't let him in! He's a traitor! Michael! Michael Scott: Walking in the door... Mr. Schofield: Michael, good to see you. Michael Scott: Mr. Schofield, good to see you. And I'm closing the door.