Michael Scott Quote #1447
Quote from Michael Scott in Two Weeks
Michael Scott: Okay. All right. Close your eyes.
Jim: I'd prefer not to.
Michael Scott: Just close your eyes.
Jim: Okay.
Michael Scott: [chuckling] I'm going to start my own paper company.
Jim: You're starting your own paper company. Why?
Michael Scott: 'Cause I know paper. I know everything there is to know about paper.
Jim: Do you know that the industry is in decline?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Oh, God, I practically invented decline, right? I know paper. I know how to manage. I have a name. Close your eyes.
Jim: No, I did that already. It added nothing.
Michael Scott: Just close 'em. All right, the "Michael Scott Paper Company." You want in? Do you want to be a part of this?
Jim: I am not gonna do this and you are not going to, either.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Pam: Well, fine. Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?
Dwight K. Schrute: Deutsch. Let me see here. It is either an incense dispenser or a ceremonial sarcophagus.
Pam: Huh.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: You want me to translate the German instructions for you?
Pam: No, I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the English instructions.
Dwight K. Schrute: Pfft. Typical American arrogance that got us involved in a war we never should have been in.
Pam: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: World War II.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Have you called headhunters?
Michael Scott: Any good headhunter knows that I am available.
Dwight K. Schrute: Any really good headhunter will storm your village with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a knife.
Jim: Right, 'cause that's what we're talking about.