Michael Scott Quote #1438
Quote from Michael Scott in New Boss
Charles: Okay, Michael, I'm dissolving this committee.
Michael Scott: What?
Charles: I mean, come on, this is a work place. It isn't designed for your vanity.
Michael Scott: News flash: I've been here for 15 years. Headline: you have been here one day. End of story. You have no right to cancel my 15th anniversary party. End of story.
Charles: I don't care if I've-
Michael Scott: End of story!
Charles: -hurt your feelings or you do not agree with my methods, but it is over.
Michael Scott: Okay, no, no, no. You know what? I'm going to New York! And I am going to talk to David Wallace, I'm going to tell him everything. And I'm sorry to say you're screwed. And you know what? You are gonna be through. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry to do that to you.
Charles: Right.
Michael Scott: Do you even know how paper is made? It's not like steel, you don't put it into a furnace. If you put paper into a furnace, you know what would happen? You'd ruin it.
The Office Quotes
‘New Boss’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Michael Scott calling for David. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do. The more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm them.
Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
Michael Scott: What are you doing? God! Oh, my God!