Michael Scott Quote #1231
Quote from Michael Scott in Crime Aid
[Michael comes on stage to Huey Lewis and The News' "The Heart of Rock and Roll"]
Michael Scott: Pump it up! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Pump up the volume. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you, Mr. Springsteen. And welcome to C.R.I.M.E.-A.I.D. Crime Reduces Innocence Makes Everyone Angry, I Declare. It is not known how many office robberies occur every second, cause there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics. However, tonight, its victims are standing together and standing strong in the form of song, Cooking lessons and hugs. Really, Phyllis? You're auctioning a hug? Okay, so with no further ado, lights, camera, auction! Take it away, Bruce!
[Huey Lewis and the News' "Heart of Rock and Roll" resumes]
The Office Quotes
‘Crime Aid’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction. Where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it Crime Aid. It's like Farm Aid. But instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.
Quote from Creed
Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.