Michael Scott Quote #1018
Quote from Michael Scott in Branch Wars
Karen: [answering the phone] Hello?
Michael Scott: Fillipellers, how's it hanging?
Karen: Michael
Michael Scott: To the left? To the right?
Karen: Listen, I'm, I'm-
Michael Scott: Okay, enough small talk, go ahead.
Karen: You called me.
Ma:Yes, listen. You cannot tear Stanley from his family like this.
Karen: I'm pretty sure his family's coming with him.
Michael Scott: No, his work family. Look, this is very hard for me, but I'm going to give you my best man. You may have Toby.
Karen: Toby's not a salesperson.
Michael Scott: You can train him. He's very very smart, and funny, and charming... You know, I can't do it, Toby is the worst. That was a bluff. Um. Listen, if you are going to poach one of my guys, I'm going to poach one of yours.
Karen: Ooh. Goodbye Michael.
Michael Scott: Okay, goodbye. Wait! Wait! Karen, could you transfer me to one of your salespeople, please? Your best one?
The Office Quotes
‘Branch Wars’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: How can I get you to stay?
Stanley: Money.
Michael Scott: Yeah, we all want money. But there is none in the budget, so... Tell me why you're really leaving.
Stanley: Money.
Michael Scott: Mo money mo problems, Stanley. You of all people should know that. Let me ask you this: If I were-
Stanley: Money.
Quote from Jim
Jim: [in an Irish accent] Angela's Ashes, top o' the morning to us. Frankie's prose is funnier than a pot of gold, say I.
Oscar: Okay. Did you get it out of your system?
Jim: Yep. No, I mean I really liked it. I thought was a fun read.
Toby: Fun? Really?
Jim: Yeah.
Toby: What was fun about it for you? Was it the death of the twins?
Jim: No, that wasn't fun.
Toby: Did you even read it?
Jim: Of course I read it.
Oscar: How does it end?
Toby: Who was the main character?
Jim: Angela. Nope. The ashes.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Michael, a word?
Michael Scott: Of course.
Stanley: I changed my mind, I wanna keep this job.
Michael Scott: Really?
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I wasn't really planning on leaving, all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius? [laughing] Sometimes I say crazy things.