Michael Scott Quote #980
Quote from Michael Scott in Money
Michael Scott: Nick, I had a dream last night that I had two full-time jobs. One here at the lipaphadrazone diet pill company.
Nick Figaro: Lipaphedrine.
Michael Scott: The other, I was regional manager of a small paper supply company called Dunder Mifflin.
Nick Figaro: Never heard of it.
Michael Scott: In this dream, I did both of these jobs beautifully. And I loved it. And everybody loved me. The truth is, I can't do this.
Nick Figaro: Are you quitting?
Michael Scott: I am.
Nick Figaro: Come back anytime. Don't forget to disinfect your headset.
The Office Quotes
‘Money’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?
Stanley: Yeah, who is this?
Michael Scott: Well I'm just calling because you responded positively to-
Stanley: Michael?
Michael Scott: Stanley?
Stanley: Why are you calling me here at home?
Michael Scott: [in a Mexican accent] Señor, are you happy with your long distance, sir?
Stanley: Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?
Michael Scott: [different voice] Have you con- Have you considered satellite television?
Stanley: Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice.
Michael Scott: All right.
Stanley: Why are you calling me here at home? When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats, drinking some red wine, watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole godforsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.
Quote from Michael Scott
Oscar: Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "bankruptcy" and expect anything to happen.
Michael Scott: I didn't say it, I declared it.
Oscar: Still- That's- That's not anything.