Michael Scott: Nick, I had a dream last night that I had two full-time jobs. One here at the lipaphadrazone diet pill company.
Nick Figaro: Lipaphedrine.
Michael Scott: The other, I was regional manager of a small paper supply company called Dunder Mifflin.
Nick Figaro: Never heard of it.
Michael Scott: In this dream, I did both of these jobs beautifully. And I loved it. And everybody loved me. The truth is, I can't do this.
Nick Figaro: Are you quitting?
Michael Scott: I am.
Nick Figaro: Come back anytime. Don't forget to disinfect your headset.