Michael Scott Quote #879

Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run

Kevin: You ca not make me run. It is not a real charity. It's stupid, Michael and I'm not gonna do it.
Michael Scott: All right, all right.
Kevin: You didn't run for me when I thought I had skin cancer.
Michael Scott: I know that you're probably scared of people seeing your fat legs in shorts.
Kevin: No.
Michael Scott: Okay. Well, back in olden times, a large, fat person like this was a person of power. A person who had money, who could buy food. A person of respect, like the regional manager of the day. Whereas someone athletic and trim like myself was somebody who worked in the fields, and I was a peasant.

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 ‘Fun Run’ Quotes

Quote from Creed

Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not, like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.