Kevin: You ca not make me run. It is not a real charity. It's stupid, Michael and I'm not gonna do it.
Michael Scott: All right, all right.
Kevin: You didn't run for me when I thought I had skin cancer.
Michael Scott: I know that you're probably scared of people seeing your fat legs in shorts.
Kevin: No.
Michael Scott: Okay. Well, back in olden times, a large, fat person like this was a person of power. A person who had money, who could buy food. A person of respect, like the regional manager of the day. Whereas someone athletic and trim like myself was somebody who worked in the fields, and I was a peasant.