Dwight K. Schrute Quote #283

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Cocktails

Jan: That's all. I'm just saying I didn't mean it.
Michael Scott: Okay. Fine. I love you, Jan.
Jan: Okay.
[Dwight leans forward from the back seat of the car]
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't break up, you guys. You're great together.

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 ‘Cocktails’ Quotes

Quote from Jan

Jan: Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh, my God, what am I saying?

Quote from Jan

Jan: I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside? I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self-fulfilling prophecy. It's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic, and a little extra time after school.