Michael Scott Quote #588
Quote from Michael Scott in The Merger
Michael Scott: So, after a great deal of thought and introspectivtion, I have decided to make Jim my new number two.
Dwight K. Schrute: If he even wants it. It doesn't come with a pay raise.
Jim: No, it does, actually.
Dwight K. Schrute: So who will be your new number three?
Michael Scott: That I have not decided yet.
Andy: Michael, I would just like to say that you have handled this entire situation with great aplomb.
Michael Scott: Thank you, Andy, that's very kind, thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I have to say that your leadership has brought-
Michael Scott: Shut it. Shut it. That's- Suck-up.
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