Michael Scott Quote #571
Quote from Michael Scott in The Merger
Dwight K. Schrute: We need to talk.
Michael Scott: Not now.
Dwight K. Schrute: Which is higher, Assistant Regional Manager, or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?
Michael Scott: I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, so who gets paid more, me or Andy?
Michael Scott: It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different, okay?
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