Michael Scott Quote #239
Quote from Michael Scott in Email Surveillance
Michael Scott: Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk you to your vehicular transport?
Pam: No, thanks.
Michael Scott: All right. Oscar, got big plans tonight?
Oscar: I'm on a call.
Michael Scott: Okay. Kevin. Big man, big man, what are you doing tonight? Where are you off to?
Kevin: My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the-
Michael Scott: Okay, all right. Hey, Angela. Rushie, rushie! Where're you rushing off to?
Angela: I'm just leaving for the day.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, duh! Where're you headed?
Angela: Charity bake drive.
Michael Scott: Liar! You are a liar.
Angela: No. No, I'm not!
Michael Scott: [sighing] Dwight! Oh, Dwight, my loyal compadre. You and I are hanging tonight. The two of us. We are celebrating our freedom and our manhood. You know what? Why don't we watch that show that you've been wanting to watch? That stupid Battleship Galaxy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Battlestar Galactica.
Michael Scott: That's- Whatever stupid show you want to watch, we're watching it.
The Office Quotes
‘Email Surveillance’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
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[to camera:]
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
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Quote from Jim
Jim: It's true, I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, karaoke machine and I didn't invite Michael. So, three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal. I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, you know, have fun. And my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.