Michael Scott Quote #1199
Quote from Michael Scott in Business Ethics
Michael Scott: I just don't want my employees thinking that their jobs depend on performance. I mean, what sort of place is that to call home? And Meredith needs this job. This is her main source of money.
Holly: Well, that's very sweet, but we have to follow the protocol. Those are the rules.
Michael Scott: Okay, new idea. We don't report at all. We just punish her.
Holly: We punish her?
Michael Scott: Uh-huh. Tell her, she can't have sex for 6 months.
Holly: I don't think we could enforce that.
Michael Scott: I don't know. I saw this thing, like a belt with a key.
Holly: A chastity belt.
Michael Scott: Yeah, it's more of a underwear garment that has little spikes, like, made of I think sometimes they're made of metal. You know what I'm talking about. You unlock a little door that- Down- Where you- Where you put- Where you put the...
The Office Quotes
‘Business Ethics’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [whispering] People expect a lot from these meetings: laughter, sudden twists, surprise endings. You need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan. You need to be Robin Shyamalan.
Holly: Well, I just have to get through the binder.
Michael Scott: Just you're kind of losing them.
Quote from Holly
Holly: Okay, so I've gone over this, and I've thought about it, and I just don't think there's any way I can write a report that doesn't end with her being terminated.
Michael Scott: Wow. Terminator.
Holly: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'm from the future.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Why is it okay for smokers to take breaks all the time? If I want to go outside and hang out once an hour, then I'll just take up smoking. I'll do it. I don't care.
Meredith: I'll smoke with you. I got a bag of cigars in my purse.