Darryl Quote #33
Quote from Darryl in Did I Stutter?
Michael Scott: Darryl, have you ever been in a gang?
Darryl: Why?
Michael Scott: It's an advice question, and if you don't want to talk about it, I completely understand. It's- Um-
Darryl: No, no.
Michael Scott: I know it's very personal.
Darryl: No, I have.
Michael Scott: I knew it. Okay. Who are we talking about here? Crips, bloods?
Darryl: Both.
Michael Scott: God.
Darryl: Yeah, them and the latin kings. The warriors, Newsies.
Michael Scott: Okay. Okay, so dig this. You're on the street and one of your gang disses you.
Darryl: Oh, my goodness.
Michael Scott: Yeah, right. So, what do you do to get him to make it right?
Darryl: Well, see in the gang world, we use something called fluffy fingers.
Michael Scott: What is that?
Darryl: That's where if somebody really gets in your face, you know, just start tickling them.
Michael Scott: Really?
Darryl: Yeah. And he starts tickling you. You know, pretty soon you're laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing. Y'all can just go to church together and get an ice cream cone.
Michael Scott: I would have never thought that gangs would be tickling each other.
Darryl: Well, it's effective.
The Office Quotes
‘Did I Stutter?’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I am a good person, and sometimes good people don't get no respect. Rodney Dangerfield. [as Rodney Dangerfield] Hey, I don't get no respect. No respect at all. When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got no respect. My wife likes to talk after sex. So she called me from a hotel room, said, "I don't respect you." Thoughtless. Ah, you know what don't get no respect? Airplane food. Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food? [as Andy Kaufman] My wife don't get no respect. Someone take her, please, for example. [as Jeff Foxworthy] If you don't get no respect, you might be a redneck. [as Borat] Respect is nice. Borat. [as Jerry Seinfeld] What's the deal with grape nuts? No grapes, no nuts. [as Rodney Dangerfield] I don't get no respect.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: It's like I used to tell my wife. "I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong and if you don't like it, you can leave." And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too.
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: Now we're cooking. I like this. Maybe a whole theme, like a rap. A rap rhyme.
Jim: An urban thing.
Michael Scott: An urban- Yeah, Stanley, you wanna help us out with that? Stanley! Earth to Stanley.
Stanley: Not me.
Michael Scott: Yes, you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group. No. Stanley, we're having-
Stanley: Leave me alone, damn it.
Michael Scott: We're having a brainstorm session!
Stanley: Did I stutter?!