Dwight K. Schrute: I'll be on top. It's the most important position.
Ryan: Dude, I think you have appendicitis.
Dwight K. Schrute: [tries to climb human pyramid] Ahh!
Ryan: Dwight?
Jim: Dwight, why don't we just hold off with the human pyramids for a while?
Dwight K. Schrute: Everyone stop moving! Everyone stop wiggling! Oh, I feel like I'm gonna vomit!
Todd: Dude, don't you yak on me. This shirt is Van Heusen.