Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Sabre
Erin: Guys, um, who's Gabe? This note says to put the box aside for Gabe Lewis, who's coming tomorrow? [later:] Michael Scott: Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control- Dwight K. Schrute: Impulsivity and inattention to detail. Michael Scott: Hey, hey. I have opened a box, which should not have been opened... Dwight K. Schrute: Terrible mistake. Michael Scott: And distributed things which should not have been distributed. Dwight K. Schrute: Undistributable. Pam: Well, maybe we can put the box back together. Dwight K. Schrute: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.